Welcome to the Chamber of Horrors.
Here you will find unspeakable things beyond your imagination.Horrors beyond your understanding. Brain melting travesties. Stomach churning abominations.
Your dreams will never be the same again. Your nights will populated with blood curdling nightmares.
And never again will you look fondly upon your precious (bike ). Your precious will fill you with dread and dire imaginings.
And if you have not got nerves of steel, your precious will rot in the corner, until the day it once again comes to live and EATS YOU !
Enter here at your own risk, your sanity is in peril.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED !
Is this getting good value or what ?
Look, I can still see some thread !
Why did I fall off my bike ?
I bet you will never guess what this is.
If you can, contact me with the answer and there will be a prize for you.
And you will never guess what the prize is, either.
WOULD THAT MAKE MY CHAIN SLIP ?
I like my precious shiny !
CAN I USE THE TYRE AGAIN ?
HA HA HA
IF YOU ARE OF A NERVOUS DISPOSITION, DO NOT PROCEED FURTHER.
OR YOU CAN USE THE FOLLOWING TO FRIGHTEN THE THE CHILDREN.
MY FAMILY
(AND, REMEMBER, I AM ONLY RESPONSIBLE FOR 50% OF THESE PEOPLE)
Psycho Dad
Helter Skelter and The Hoolligan
TWISTED SISTER
THE NICE ONE - MA BAKER'S GRANDDAUGHTER, JUST MA
here's a another member of my family
the Bro
PERSNICKITY PHIL
