BLAKESTOWN MOTORCYCLE TYRES
THE BIKE TIRE COMPANY TO BEAT ALL BIKE TYRE COMPANIES
BUT ! we are NOT just a motorcycle tire shop.
Our services cover repairs, servicing, parts, accessories, clothing, helmets
Brands include Scorpion helmets, Sparx ( KBC ) helmets, Ixxon clothing, Ixxon gloves, DID chains, Triple S chains, Armstrong brake pads, SBS brake pads, HiFlow oil filters, Filtrex oil & air filters, NGK spark plugs, Armstrong wavy disks, HEL brake lines, Motul oil, Viper exhausts, Carbon Can Company exhausts.
Many other parts & accessories either in stock or to order.

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Artwork copyright by Brom and used with permission
Great news, Folks, Cousin Vinnie is here. Read all about him ( and other big events in the life of me ) at A sort of diary
I have also added a Hints & Tips page. Just click here. Or there.
WHO LIKES IMELDA MAY ?
The first endorsement for the NEW Scorpion lids. This is from Phil who rides a VFR ( Congrats on the new rugrat, Phil ). All I can say is that if this bollix is happy, then it must be good. (AND I did'nt even have to bribe him)
Here's what he has to say :
" If you can find a quieter helmet than this then buy it. I don't care what it costs if its quieter than this then its worth it.
Absolutely fucking amazing. Even the voice dialling from my Bluetooth works which has never worked before even at idle.
Superb
Great
Fucking awsome!!! "
So there you go.
Now , lissen up ! I've made some improvements ( LOL ) to this site. First off, I've split the Rant&Rave bit into two pages. I've got rid of the Web Bargain Bin and set up two products pages ( not much there yet but you can have a gawk at some pics of the new SORPION LIDS for now. Yeh, yeh, yeh, I'm fuckin working on it, alright ? What a fucking asshole !!! That's the whiney Liverpool supporter in me ear).
I updated the Tyre Review Page and robbed some good reviews on the new Dunlop Qualifier 11 and RoadSmarts and the Pirelli Angel Street.
I also updated the menu thingy at the side but I think I fucked it up a bit. But,sure, does'nt it make it all more exciting I now have a blog yoke at http://bmwakabmt.blogspot.com/. I just kicked it off with a couple of the old rant&raves but there should be some new stuff soon. Don't even know why I did it as this fucking site might as well be a blog.
So, for the moment, that's the news but, lissen, am'nt I always trying to find ways to make your visit more enjoyable. I mean to say, the amount of thought and effort that goes into this shite, er, site, is unbelievable.
NOW, THIS IS FOR THE LADIES
I know that our biker sisters are sadly neglected (no, not like that ), so I have decided that, as an equal opportunities and PC type person, I should do something for the girls. So, here we with an occasional pin-up for the ladies.

Seriously though, the girls ARE neglected. How many times have you ladies gone looking for a nice bike jacket or bottoms or whatever and find :
1. The shop does'nt stock ladies' wear
2. If it does, it does'nt have a great stock or range
3. Is not interested in ordering anything for you.
4. Has nowhere for you to try on whatever it might have
Well, that is about to change. While me shop, Benzine, does'nt stock a huge amount of gear, I have enough to give an idea of quality and fit.
After that, you can choose from the catalogue and I will check availability and lead time for you. You are assured of my absolute personal attention even down to taking exact measurements ( chest and inside leg measurements are very important ).
Ixxon is my brand of choice at the moment with a nice range of ladies' wear to choose from.
BUT ! Better yet, there is a CHANGING ROOM ! YES, really. AND it actually gives privacy, no see-through curtain or gaps, pretty roomy , hangers, and a mirror ( soon)
So, why not give us a call go to products1 or give us a call .

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Introducing the NEW Scorpion helmet!
Customer, this Scorpion, Scorpion, this the customer who wants to take you home and treat you with kindness and respect and love.
Call 01 8293562 and I will arrange a date with Scorpion for you.
( Sex is entirely at Scorpion's discretion )
Try this link for a taster
Visit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Af9pISZ0X8 for great info on Scorpion
Now if cash is scarce but you still want a decent lid a a good price, why not try our
SPARX RANGE BY KBC ?
ONLY €130
Tinted visors for only €25
FREEBORN
RIDEHARD
Lord of all I survey
A COUPLE OF VERY, VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
1. BMT HAS MOVED
OUR NEW ADDRESS IS
UNIT 3, BLOCK L, CENTREPOINT, ROSEMOUNT BUSINESS PARK, BALLYCOOLIN ROAD, BLANCHARDSTOWN,
JUST 10 MINUTES FROM OUR OLD SITE
THERE IS A HANDY GOOGLE MAP ON THE CONTACTS PAGE
2. I AM STILL BMT BUT THE SHOP IS TRADING AS
BENZINE ( MOTO WORLD ).
IF YOU THINK THIS IS CONFUSING, WAIT UNTIL YOU TRY TO FIND US.
Speaking of trying to find us, why is it that people cannot follow simple directions like " First left " or " straight, straight, straight to end of road " ?
If anyone has an explanation, send it to me via the contact form and the best one ( in my opinion ) will receive a small prize ( a very small prize ! )
NOW, THIS BIT ONLY APPLIES TO RESIDENTS OF THIS GOOD OLD REPUBLIC.
GIVEN THE ANTI-BUSINESS ACTIONS OF THE FIANNA FAIL GOVERNMENT AND IT'S LICK SPITTLE HANGERS-ON, I HAVE DECIDED TO DO MY BIT FOR THE ECONOMY AND THE CONSUMER.
SO, I HAVE SLASHED TYRE PRICES ( FOR A START )
HERE'S THE STORY :
YOU GET A QUOTE FOR THE TYRES PLUS VAT
THEN YOU HAVE THREE OPTIONS :
1. TAKE THE TYRES AND PISS-OFF
2. BRING IN THE LOOSE WHEELS AND I WILL FIT THE TYRES FOR 30 EURO. THEN YOU CAN PISS-OFF
3. BRING THE BIKE IN AND I WILL FIT FOR 50 EURO. AND YOU CAN THEN PISS-OFF AGAIN.
YOU MIGHT BE DOING A LOT OF PISSING BUT YOU WILL BE A HAPPY PISSER
NEXT : SAVINGS PLAN
NOW, I'M SO OLD I CAN CLEARLY REMEMBER THE
SIXTIES. IN THOSE DAYS , MOST MAMMIES WERE IN SOME SORT OF SAVINGS SCHEME, LIKE A HAMPER CLUB, SHOE CLUB, ETC.
YOU SEE, IN THOSE DAYS, THERE WERE NO CREDIT CARDS AND SHIT AND FINANCING WAS CALLED HP.
NOW THAT ALL YOUR CREDIT CARDS ARE MAXED OUT, YOU'RE GETTING PAY CUTS INSTEAD OF RISES ( IF YOU ARE LUCKY TO STILL BE WORKING ) AND WE ARE ALL GENERALLY BOLLIXED, I HAVE DECIDED TO, ONCE AGAIN , DO MY BIT FOR THE COUNTRY AND THE CONSUMER.
SO, FROM MONDAY, 2ND., FEBRUARY, 2009, A SAVINGS PLAN WILL BE AVAILABLE TO ANYONE WHO WANTS TO SPREAD THE LOAD OF MAINTAINING THE AUL BIKE OVER A PERIOD OF TIME.
CONTACT ME ( THAT'S ME, IGGY OR THE IGSTER OR IGOR OR ZIG OR ZIGGY OR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL ME )
FOR FULL DETAILS.
THE PLAN IS OPEN TO ANYONE IN THE 26 COUNTIES.
NOW, OBVIOUSLY THERE IS A MATTER OF TRUST IN ANYTHING LIKE THIS. POTENTIAL MEMBERS OF THE PLAN SHOULD BE AWARE THAT MY BUSINESS IS A REGISTERED COMPANY AND SAFEGUARDS SHALL BE IN PLACE TO PROTECT BOTH CUSTOMERS AND MYSELF.
ALL WILL EXPLAINED ON THE APPLICATION FORM.
SO, IF YOU WANT TO WANT TO MAKE YOUR BIKING LIFE A LITTLE EASIER. CONTACT ME FROM 2ND. FEBRUARY ON AND I WILL SEND YOU AN APPLICATION FORM.
NEWSFLASH : ULTRASEAL AKA TYRESAFE
Due to EU environmental regulations, Ultra Seal as we know won't be available for much longer. Apparently, it contains stuff that the EU regards as toxic and dangerous to the environment. So, it's now call Tyre Safe or summit and they have taken the toxic shit out. As far as I can see, it's the very same stuff, does the same job and costs the same.
Cheap Motorcycle Tyres in Dublin and Ireland
R.I.P
DUE TO HERR MANGLER MANGLER'S UNTIMELY DEPARTURE, A VACANCY NOW EXISTS FOR A CUSTOMER COMPLAINTS MANAGER. THE APPLICANT SHOULD HAVE THE FOLLOWING ATTRIBUTES :
1. WEIGH AT LEAST 250 KILOS.
2. BE NO MORE THAN 2 YEARS OLD.
3. HAVE DOCUMENTARY EVIDENCE OF ALL INNOCULATIONS.
4. HAVE A FULL SET OF TEETH.
5. HAVE THE ABILITY TO DISTINGUISH BETWEEN STAFF AND CUSTOMERS SO HE CAN BITE THE RIGHT PEOPLE.
6. HAVE THE ABILITY TO DEAL WITH COMPLAINTS IN A FAIR AND COURTEOUS MANNER AND ONLY BITE
CUSTOMERS WHO INSIST THAT THEY ARE RIGHT.
7. THE APPLICANT MUST ALSO BE WELL HOUSE TRAINED AND CAPABLE OF USING THE TOILET OR A SHOVEL AS WE ARE FED UP WITH PICKING UP SHITE.
ALL ROTTWEILLERS WITH THE ABOVE QUALIFICATIONS PLEASE APPLY.

And here's his sister.
Artwork copyright by Brom and used with permissions
Is this a strange site ? Answers on a postcard to someone who cares.
HERE'S SOME SHITE THAT ALL REAL WEB SITES HAVE, APPARENTLY.
Welcome to BlakestownMotorcycle Tyres.
We are stockists and suppliers of CONTINENTAL, PIRELLI, METZELER, BRIDGESTONE, DUNLOP, MICHELIN & AVON motorcycle tyres.
If you have a motorbike, we will find tyres to suit you, your bike and your pocket.
We pride ourselves on good service and fair prices.
No matter what type of bike you have, whether it's a custom, tourer, sports, commuter or classic, we can supply. If we cannot supply the tyres for your bike, then they probably don't exist.
So, why not give us a call and see if we can help out .
So, that's the usual rubbish out of the way.
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Sorry, here's more usual rubbish .......
Dublin West
We are located in Blanchardstown in West Dublin but we provide a delivery service to anywhere in the 26 counties. A map to us is available on the contact page.
BMT is the only BIKE TYRE COMPANY in WEST AND SOUTH DUBLIN DEDICATED to the supply and fit of all leading brands of motorcycle tyres.
BMT prides itself on its ability to SUPPLY the tyres that others CAN'T or WON'T.
BMT ALWAYS has a bargain or two.
BMT provides a delivery service to anywhere in the 26 counties.
CONTINENTAL, PIRELLI, METZELER, DUNLOP, BRIDGESTONE, AVON,