BLAKESTOWN MOTORCYCLE TYRES
THE BIKE TYRE COMPANY TO BEAT ALL BIKE TYRE COMPANIES
Is this cool or wot ?
Artwork copyright by Brom and used with permission.
IF YOU WANT TO MOVE THE ANIMATION, JUST DRAG IT OUT OF THE WAY WITH THE TOP BAR. IF YOU WANT TO HEAR WHAT HE HAS TO SAY, TRY TURNING ON YOUR VOLUME
RIGHT, LISSEN.
I've not been here for a good while. What with work, restructuring ( HA HA ), old age and really losing complete interest , I've neglected this old site.
So, I decided I will make an effort to update the fucking thing.
So here goes.
( Let's see, first get rid of all that out-of-date shite...oops, sure that's the whole site gone.
TYRE FITTING SERVICE
Now, I have been thinking hard (and I'm very, very tired as a result ) .
What I've been thinking about is fuckers buying tyres off the Internet at cheap prices.
And I'm thinking :
" Why am I trying to compete with this ? I've got Pirelli/Metzeler and Bridgestone going up by 5% and 6% from the 1st. September ( That's 3 price increases this year ). That makes things even harder. I ain't a millionaire so I can't buy in bulk ( The fuckers still have to be paid for the next month ). So, why try to fight all these web stores ? Why not move on and just offer a tyre fitting service ?"
So, that's exactly what I'm going to do.
I'm now offering a Motorcycle Tyre Fitting Service for all you folk who buy off the internet ( or anywhere else, for all I care ).
You can bring your bike in or just the wheels, what ever makes you happy.
And there will be no more funny looks, violence, grumpiness ( well, no I can't help being me ), abuse ( no, that stays - I've got to have some fun out of life ) just 'cos you did'nt buy your tyres from me.
And I will even go further. Based on the results of some on-going research, I might even tell you where to actually buy your tyres at best prices.
Of course, I will still supply & fit for anyone who wants this service but we've got to move on, have'nt we ?
So, that's the plan. Fitting prices coming soon.
LOOK, ANOTHER BRILLIANT SERVICE FROM BMT.
THANKS TO BIKERS.IE AND CBOX, I CAN NOW ALLOW YOU ABUSE ME IN REAL TIME.
BUT I CAN ALSO REPLY, IN PUBLIC, FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE ( THAT'S IF I COULD BE ARSED ).
WATCH IT !!
TRY THESE IRISH BIKER FORUMS
WARNING !!! THEY COULD SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR MENTAL HEALTH
click on a STUPID IRISH BIKER
OR HERE
http://sib.smfforfree4.com/index.php
click petrolhead
or here
http://irishbikers.smfforfree.com/
OR
click zOU
OR
http://wwwc.irishbikerforum.com/forums/
AND IN THE INTERESTS OF FAIRNESS
CLICK ON ?????
Try this Irish web radio station
ANOTHER NEWSFLASH
I'm doing a little bit more breaking now. I'll try to get as much up on the Breaking page as I can.
NOW, I KNOW I DO A LOT OF THAT ALREADY TO CUSTOMERS' BIKES BUT THIS TIME IT WILL BE OUR BIKES WE BREAK.
I WAS GOING TO CALL IT BLAKESTOWN MOTORCYCLE TYRES MOTORCYCLE BREAKERS AND STUPENDOUS USED PART COMPANY BUT WHEN I TRIED IT OUT WHEN ANSWERING THE PHONE, THE PUNTER HAD FALLEN ASLEEP BY THE TIME I GOT TO THE END. THE PHONE DIRECTORY PEOPLE ALSO TOLD ME THAT I WASN'T ALLOWED HAVE A FULL PAGE TO MYSELF.
SO I'M CALLING IT ALPHA BREAKERS.
NO, I'M NOT. IT'S ALFALFA BREAKERS.
NO, IT'S NOT THAT EITHER . FUCK IT, WE WON'T CALL IT ANYTHING.
SO KEEP AN EYE OUT ( ISN'T THAT JUST ONE FUCKING STUPID SAYING ? I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU
DO ? POP YOUR EYE AND CARRY AROUND WITH YOU IN YOUR POCKET? ) FOR THE BREAKING PAGE.
NEWSFLASH : ULTRASEAL
Due to EU environmental regulations, Ultra Seal as we know won't be available for much longer. Apparently, it contains stuff that the EU regards as toxic and dangerous to the environment. So, it's now call Tyre Safe or summit and they have taken the toxic shit out. As far as I can see, it's the very same stuff, does the same job and costs the same.
Now, listen up. I got a mail from a guy who does'nt think much of my site. He thinks it should contain only info on tyres and such. Why ?? What made him think this shite, sorry, site was about tyres ? I don't know. Anyway, here's the mail :
"You must have the most useless website I ever visited. I only want bike tyres and i am assailed with the worst gibberish ever encountered. I cant see amoungst all the muck where I can order a set of tyres - get real and dump the gibberish. Replace the muck with some handy boxs for tyre sizes. etc."
I have to say that I was quite hurt. And there I was , thinking I was performing a public service. Anyway, the comments were duly noted and cheerfully ignored.
Now, anyone else agree ? Anyone else want a fight ?
UPDATE : SINCE I STARTED MY MEDS AND THEY NOW SEEM TO BE WORKING, I HAVE BEEN GIVING A LOT OF THOUGHT TO THIS SITE. MAYBE THE ABOVE CORRESPONENT IS RIGHT. MAYBE I SHOULD GO BACK TO BASICS AND JUST MAKE THIS SITE A PROPER BUSINESS SITE. YOU KNOW, DULL, PREDICTABLE, BORING, GIVE LOADS OF INFORMATION ON TYRES AND STUFF. JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER SITE IN THE WORLD.
THEN AGAIN, I THINK I'LL JUST GIVE UP THE MEDS.
Now, if you really do want some info and prices and that sort of shite, then check out the Bargain Bin ( when I think of updating it ). And if you want to order, there is a little box on the page to contact me ( of course you have to plow through all the muck & gibberish to get there. Shame !!! ).
Update : I did what was suggested. I put up some good bargains and prices and shit and the little box for contacting me and everything. And what happened ? Fuck all, that's what happened. I supposed that was because you had to plow through all the gibberish and muck to get there ? Or maybe it was because you were breaking your bollix laughing at the gibberish and muck and just having a good ole time. Which is what this site is about. Oh, yeah and to let you know we exist.
NEW : Updated 23/08/07 :
Another Newsflash : Or something new for your edumacation and eludication. I want to welcome Charley Cooper to my site. Charley is a free lance journo who writes for Bike South Africa magazine and my good buddy, Hugh Bergin,
( Yes, the guy who is risking life and limb riding around Africa to raise money for charity and to which charity you bleeding lot are not exactly being fooking generous ) sent me a little gem of a book called "A Chalice of Charley's Chatter". This I liked, so I got in touch with the mag who then gave me Charley's mobile number and then I called him. He kindly gave me permission to use his ramblings , sorry, writings, and that's what I'm going to do. Now, is there anyone else out there who would go to all that trouble and expense to keep his customers happy ? Even if you miserable bastards don't spend that much.
You will find Charley's shit on the Rant & Rave Page for now but I will devote a seperate page to him in the future. So click on the R & R link and have a read. Mind you, some of the slang might puzzle you but I'll get a glossary set up for you muppets who can't figure things out. ( well, I did'nt and I'm not going to - figure it out for yourselves ! )
Happy reading.
You can click on Charley Cooper now
Cheap Motorcycle Tyres in Dublin and Ireland
Meet Zain, he's from Liverpool in Wales and he supports Everton. A right little scally, he is. He is now responsible for all fuck ups, wherther he did them or not.
So, here's the complaints procedure :
1. You talk to Herr Mangler, Mark 2.
2. He decides if it's a genuine complaint.
3. If it's not genuine, he bites YOU.
4. If he decides it is genuine, he bites ZAIN.
And by the way, Zain's surname is, wait for it, DYKE.
AND he drives a bike.
Think about it.
RIP
IT IS WITH GREAT SADNESS THAT WE ANNOUNCE THE PASSING OF HERR FANGLER MANGLER
( AFFECTIONATELY KNOWN TO HIS FRIENDS AS ROCKY )
ROCKY CONTRACTED THE DREADED PARVO VIRUS AND PASSED AWAY THIS MORNING ( 19/10/07 ) AT THE YOUNG AGE OF 16 MONTHS.
ALTHOUGH WE DID NOT KNOW HIM LONG, FANGLER HAD ALREADY BECOME AN INTEGRAL MEMBER OF THE CREW HERE IN BLAKESTOWN MOTOR CYCLE TYRES.
DESPITE HIS FEARSOME ASPECT, ROCKY WAS A GENTLE GIANT TO HIS FRIENDS YET FAIR AND FIRM WITH COMPLAINING CUSTOMERS. .
HE WILL BE GREATLY MISSED.
DUE TO HERR MANGLER MANGLER'S UNTIMELY DEPARTURE, A VACANCY NOW EXISTS FOR A CUSTOMER COMPLAINTS MANAGER. THE APPLICANT SHOULD HAVE THE FOLLOWING ATTRIBUTES :
1. WEIGH AT LEAST 250 KILOS.
2. BE NO MORE THAN 2 YEARS OLD.
3. HAVE DOCUMENTARY EVIDENCE OF ALL INNOCULATIONS.
4. HAVE A FULL SET OF TEETH.
5. HAVE THE ABILITY TO DISTINGUISH BETWEEN STAFF AND CUSTOMERS SO HE CAN BITE THE RIGHT PEOPLE.
6. HAVE THE ABILITY TO DEAL WITH COMPLAINTS IN A FAIR AND COURTEOUS MANNER AND ONLY BITE
CUSTOMERS WHO INSIST THAT THEY ARE RIGHT.
7. THE APPLICANT MUST ALSO BE WELL HOUSE TRAINED AND CAPABLE OF USING THE TOILET AS WE ARE
FED UP WITH PICKING UP SHITE.
ALL ROTTWEILLERS WITH THE ABOVE QUALIFICATIONS PLEASE APPLY.
THE POSITION HAS SINCE BEEN FILLED
And here's his sister.
Artwork copyright by Brom and used with permissions
EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY ( HA HA )
Sorry, you lot just missed the boat. Got a sucker to take the job. His name is Zain and he's from a country called De Pool. There is a bit of a problem with language but I believe that their languange is called Liverpuddlian and is very close to Welsh, so, as I am a fluent bollox speaker, we should be ok.
So, welcome on board, Zain ( you should last at least six months ).
WELL, THE FUCKER IS STILL HERE, JUST OVER A YEAR NOW. STILL A BIT OF A LANGUAGE PROBLEM BUT SIGN IS GOOD.
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
DUE TO THE NUMEROUS REQUESTS FOR ADVICE FROM BEGINNERS ( AND EVEN THOSE WHO SHOULD KNOW BETTER ) , I HAVE DECIDED TO OCCASIONALLY SHARE MY EXPERIENCE WITH YOU. OF COURSE, THERE IS NO OBLIGATION ON YOUR BEHALF TO ACT ON THIS ADVICE AND YOU DO SO AT YOUR OWN RISK.
LET US BEGIN WITH A SIMPLE LIST OF 10 BASIC RULES :
10 BASIC RULES TO ENHANCE YOUR BIKING EXPERIENCE
A FEW TIPS WHICH MIGHT BE USEFUL TO BEGINNERS OR THE STUPID BASTARD.
1. WHEN YOUR BIKE JUST STOPS FOR NO REASON, CHECK
THAT YOU ACTUALLY HAVE PETROL.
2. ALWAYS LOOK WHERE YOU ARE GOING. FAILING TO DO SO
COULD CAUSE YOU TO CRASH.
3. WHEN YOUR TYRES GO FLAT, PUT AIR IN THEM.
4. ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS TURN ON THE IGNITION
BEFORE STARTING THE BIKE.
5. ALWAYS TURN ON YOUR LIGHTS WHEN IT GETS DARK.
6. MAKE SURE YOU KNOW YOUR RIGHT FROM YOUR LEFT. DO NOT PRACTICE IN FRONT OF MIRROR.
7. DESPITE WHAT THE HIGHWAY CODE SAYS ABOUT KEEPING TO THE LEFT ( OR RIGHT IF YOU LIVE IN AN UNCIVILISED COUNTRY ). IT IS NOT NECESSARY TO RIDE IN THE GUTTER.
8. WHEN OVERTAKING, GO FASTER THAN THE VEHICLE YOU ARE OVERTAKING… MUCH FASTER. THIS IS PARTICULARLY USEFUL WHEN OVERTAKING A 40’ ARTIC.
9. WHEN YOU HEAR A TERRIBLE GRINDING SOUND FROM YOUR WHEELS, YOU WILL KNOW THAT IT IS TIME REPLACE YOUR BRAKE PADS.
10. DO NOT SPEND HUGE AMOUNTS OF MONEY ON PROTECTIVE CLOTHING. AS YOU ARE A BEGINNER OR A STUPID BASTARD, YOU WILL KEEP FALLING OFF YOUR BIKE AND DESTROY YOUR EXPENSIVE GEAR.
HOPEFULLY, THESE TIPS WILL HELP ENCOURAGE YOU TO BUY A CAR.
Is this a strange site ? Answers on a postcard to someone who cares.
HERE'S SOME SHITE THAT ALL REAL WEB SITES HAVE, APPARENTLY.
Welcome to BlakestownMotorcycle Tyres.
We are stockists and suppliers of CONTINENTAL, PIRELLI, METZELER, BRIDGESTONE, DUNLOP, MICHELIN & AVON motorcycle tyres.
If you have a motorbike, we will find tyres to suit you, your bike and your pocket.
We pride ourselves on good service and fair prices.
No matter what type of bike you have, whether it's a custom, tourer, sports, commuter or classic, we can supply. If we cannot supply the tyres for your bike, then they probably don't exist.
So, why not give us a call and see if we can help out .
So, that's the usual rubbish out of the way.
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Sorry, here's more usual rubbish .......
Dublin West
We are located in Blanchardstown in West Dublin but we provide a delivery service to anywhere in the 26 counties. A map to us is available on the contact page.
BMT is the only BIKE TYRE COMPANY in WEST AND SOUTH DUBLIN DEDICATED to the supply and fit of all leading brands of motorcycle tyres.
BMT prides itself on its ability to SUPPLY the tyres that others CAN'T or WON'T.
BMT ALWAYS has a bargain or two.
BMT provides a delivery service to anywhere in the 26 counties.
CONTINENTAL, PIRELLI, METZELER, DUNLOP, BRIDGESTONE, AVON, MICHELIN
Kilkenny to Capetown
Charity Bike Ride
UPDATE : WELL, HUGH ARRIVED HOME LAST WEEK. HE WAS AWAY FOR 20 MONTHS, THAT'S NOT BAD, ONLY MONTHS LATE. HE COVERED 46.000 KILOMETRES AND ENJOYED HIMSELF IMMENSELY.
iF ANYONE WANTS TO STILL CONTRIBUTE TO THE CHARITY, GO T THE LONK BELOW WHICH HAS THE INFO FOR DONATIONS.
LOG ON TO
http://www.kilkennytocapetown.com
